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«If a man needs his appendix taken out, his gallbladder treated and some brain surgery as well, I don't think too many doctors would do the jobs simultaneously.»
Author: Bob Lavner | About: Needs | Keywords: appendix, brain surgery, gallbladder, surgery
«It should be done with the same degree of alacrity and nonchalance that you would display in authorizing a highly intelligent trained bear to remove your appendix.»
«The modern king has become a vermiform appendix - useless when quiet, when obtrusive in danger of removal»
«Idleness is an appendix to nobility»
Author: Robert Burton (Clergyman, Writer) | About: Idleness | Keywords: appendix, nobility
«The pace of science forces the pace of technique. Theoretical physics forces atomic energy on us; the successful production of the fission bomb forces upon us the manufacture of the hydrogen bomb. We do not choose our problems, we do not choose our products; we are pushed, we are forced / by what? By a system which has no purpose and goal transcending it, and which makes man its appendix.»
«I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success.»
«Progress is the process whereby the human race is getting rid of whiskers, the veriform appendix and God»

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