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«Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.»
Author: Anton Chekhov | About: Doctors, Law and lawyers | Keywords: doctors, lawyers, rob
«Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures.»
Author: Dr. David Jones | About: Doctors, Money | Keywords: coin, doctors, procedures
«Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.»
«Doctors and scientists said that breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt. Thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.»
«Doctors still retain a high degree of public confidence because they are perceived as healers. Should lawyers not be healers? Healers, not warriors? Healers, not procurers? Healers, not hired guns?»
«Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services»
«All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.»
«According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.»
«Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals»
«Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing»

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