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«Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery.»
«Having your fate rest in the hands of a jury is the same as entrusting yourself to surgery with a mentally retarded doctor.»
Author: Bill Messing | Keywords: entrusting, jury, surgery
«If a man needs his appendix taken out, his gallbladder treated and some brain surgery as well, I don't think too many doctors would do the jobs simultaneously.»
Author: Bob Lavner | About: Needs | Keywords: appendix, brain surgery, gallbladder, surgery
«Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.»
«I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.»
Author: James H. Boren | Keywords: surgery
«Language is the means of getting an idea from my brain into yours without surgery»
Author: Mark Amidon | About: Language | Keywords: brain, brain surgery, idea, language, surgery
«I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood. [On why he gave up medicine]»
«I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. But I was a 34C when I was 17...They stay up when I wear a push-up bra. But if people could see me when I come home and take off my bra, how could they think these are fake?»
«I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.»
Author: Joan Rivers | About: Twins | Keywords: plastic, plastic surgery, surgery, twin
«I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.»

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