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«I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
all over, either, nauseous, smallpox
«Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Advice,
Education,
Literature
| Keywords:
Beowulf
«In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
boss, decision maker, maker, My Wife
«Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
Beautiful Thing, fantastic
«You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
a hundred, give up, hundred
«My brain? That?s my second favourite organ.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
brain, favourite, organ
«I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
comes out, except, laughter, milk, milked, milking, nose, nosed, nosing, on the nose, thankful, under his nose, under your nose
«Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right»
«Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
As Far, damn, damning, damns, experiences, pretty, sex
«Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Art,
Life
| Keywords:
Bad art, imitate, imitated, imitates, television
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