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«All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow»
Author: Grant Wood (Painter) | Keywords: cow, milking, milk cow
«My father asserted that there was no better place to bring up a family than in a rural environment. . . . There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.»
«George, a camel, stepped on the foot of a Rockette; six sheep came off the elevator as three kings bearing gifts got on; human Christmas trees bumped into eight maids-a-milking at the water cooler and an elf came down with the flu.»
«It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.»
«I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.»
Author: Bill Watterson (Author) | Keywords: cereal, milk, milked, milking, purple
«He who distributes the milk of human kindness cannot help but spill a little on himself»
«I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.»
«Avoid him who talks sweetly before you but tries to ruin you behind your back, for he is like a pitcher of poison with milk on top.»
«Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.»
«Adversity's sweet milk, philosophy»

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