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«What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.»
Author: Nancy Cartwright (Actress) | Keywords: helper, jump, Santa, That Dog
«I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?»
«The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan»
«The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee»
«Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.»
«Eat my shorts.»
Author: Nancy Cartwright (Actress) | Keywords: shorts
«Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?»
«Goldfish don't bounce»
«Fridays are not 'pants optional'»
Author: Nancy Cartwright (Actress) | Keywords: Fridays, optional, pants
«Cross you heart, hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye. Jam a dagger in your thigh. Eat a horse manure pie!»

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