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«Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask nothing of others; and grab all the fun you can. Don't give much thought to yesterday, don't worry about tomorrow, live in the moment, and trust that your existence has meaning even when the world seems to be all blind chance and chaos. When life lands a hammer blow in your face, do your best to respond to the hammer as if it had been a cream pie. Sometimes black humor is the only kind we can summon, but even dark laughter can sustain.»
«But I, when I undress me Each night upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me, With apple pie and cheese»
«A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.»
Author: Jason Biggs | About: Men and Women | Keywords: apple pie, PIE, stun, stunned, stunning
«God always has another custard pie up his sleeve»
«Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax»
«All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.»
Author: Shannen Doherty | Keywords: fans, nights, PIE
«A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.»
«A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around»
«BEHAVIOR, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding. The word seems to be somewhat loosely used in Dr. Jamrach Holobom's translation of the following lines from the _Dies Irae_:Recordare, Jesu pie, Quod sum causa tuae viae. Ne me perdas illa die.Pray remember, sacred Savior, Whose the thoughtless hand that gave your Death-blow. Pardon such behavior.»
«Cross you heart, hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye. Jam a dagger in your thigh. Eat a horse manure pie!»

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