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«I will not do that thing with my tongue»
«I do not have diplomatic immunity»
«Coffee is not for kids [Each line becomes less and less legible; the last line is a scrawl]»
«The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy»
«I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas»
«'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender»
«I will not mess with the opening credits [This appeared in place of the couch opening; the rest of the family runs into the classroom]»
«No one wants to hear from my armpits»
Author: Nancy Cartwright (Actress) | Keywords: armpit, armpits
«Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.»
«I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten»

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