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«The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
bullshit, by election, civic, democratic, elected, electing, election, election of, elects, free time, full time, Hitler, keep in, the next, vote in, voting
«I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Church,
Humor,
Nations,
Separation
| Keywords:
church, Church and state, completely, favor, favoring, institutions, on their own, screw, screwing, screws, screw up, separation, state, such institutions
«You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
bar, barred, barring, candy, candy bar, Candy From a, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate bar, chocolate candy, eating, odd, odder, oddest, Odd and, sitting, sittings, toilet, toilets
«The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live»
«If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
charge, find out, in charge, kill, take charge
«A man came up to me on the street and said I used to be messed up out of my mind on drugs but now I'm messed up out of my mind on Jeeesus Chriiist»
«I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Free Thinking,
Independence,
Thinking
| Keywords:
morons
«I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.»
«One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people»
«Weather forecast for tonight: dark.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
dark, forecast, forecasting, forecasts, tonight, weather, weathered, weathers, weather forecast, weather forecasting
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