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«If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.»
Author: Alice Cooper | About: Politics | Keywords: moron, morons, rock star
«I was lousy in school. Real screwed up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's why I became an actor.»
«Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.»
«Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light»
Author: David Ferrier | Keywords: morons, speed of light
«It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with»
Author: Martin Mull (Actor) | About: Television | Keywords: mirrors, morons
«Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential...»
«Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page: 'And so Kathy and I went shopping and we--' That's the craziest thing! I don't know why she would just end it that way.»
«All morons hate it when you call them a moron.»
Author: J. D. Salinger (Novelist, Writer) | Keywords: morons
«By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I don't need advice! Everyone can just stay out of my face!»
«I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.»

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