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«More and more products are coming out in fiercely protective packaging designed to prevent consumers from consuming them. These days you have to open almost every consumer item by gnawing on the packaging.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
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«Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Computers
| Keywords:
actually, agree, computer, experts, like an expert, market, marketed, purchase, purchases, purchasing, some other, the market, The Purchase, type
«I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.»
«Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
History,
Humor,
Inventions,
Mankind
| Keywords:
beer, beers, beer can, fine, grant, History of, invention, nearly, pizza, pizzas, The History, The History of, The wheel, wheel, wheeled
«The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Democracy
| Keywords:
basically, celery, Democrats, demonstrated, demonstrates, demonstrating, management, nicer, skills, time and again, Time management
«A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person»
«I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
crew, crews, currently, go through, pit, pitted, procedure, procedures, The crew, the pits
«Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
Elmer, menace, menaced, menaces, menacing, The Menace, view
«To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Computers
| Keywords:
mess, pathetic, Personal Best, personal computer, personal computers, take a look
«American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
America and Americans
| Keywords:
American, consumers, fat, floor, floor wax, including, No problem, product, purchase, purchases, purchasing, The Purchase, wax, waxes, waxing
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