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«A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking and saying 'Long time no see'»
Author: Phyllis Batelle (Journalist) | Keywords: broken, Broken Heart, elevator, Elevators, fat, fats, fatter, fattest, five, guy, later, long time, saying, smokes, smoke out, smoking, special, time of year, wonderful
«A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.»
Author: St. Jerome | Keywords: breeds, fat, stomach
«'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: bag, crawling, crawling with, escargot, fat, French, phlegm
«Anger as soon as fed is dead - 'Tis starving that makes it fat»
Author: Emily Dickinson (Poet) | Keywords: fat, Fed, starving
«[Will gives a cake to Monica]Will : It's no fat, no sugar, no dairy... It's no good, throw it out.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: cake, dairy, fat, it No, Monica, no-good, sugar
«American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: America and Americans | Keywords: American, consumers, fat, floor, floor wax, including, No problem, product, purchase, purchases, purchasing, The Purchase, wax, waxes, waxing
«A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.»
Author: Elbert Hubbard | Keywords: conservative, cowardly, fat, fats, fatter, fattest, fight, ran into, run, The Run, too
«A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: diet, fat
«'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | Keywords: Churchill, disgustingly, drunk, drunker, drunks, fat, fats, fatter, fattest, morning, Mrs, sir, Sirs, sober, sobered, soberest, sobering, sobers, sober up, ugly, Winston Churchill, yes
«A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person»
Author: Zig Ziglar (Author, Speaker) | Keywords: come on, fat, invariably, narrow, narrowest, narrows, narrow mind
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