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«A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'»
Author: Tommy Cooper | About: Dogs, Funny | Keywords: alarmed, assistant, assistants, bloke, blokes, calls, Call for help, guide, guide dog, head start, Just Say No, picks, shop, shop assistant, sir, swinging, thanks, The Blind, The Dog, walks
«Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | Keywords: let, madam, madams, My Wife, poison, sir, Sirs, Was, were, wife
«I expect you'll be becoming a schoolmaster, sir. That's what most of the gentlemen does, sir, that gets sent down for indecent behaviour.»
Author: Evelyn Waugh | Keywords: behaviour, gentlemen, indecent, schoolmaster, schoolmasters, send down, sir, The Gentlemen
«Any coward can fight a battle when he's sure of winning, but give me the man who has pluck to fight when he's sure of losing. That's my way, sir; and there are many victories worse than a defeat.»
Author: George Eliot (Novelist) | Keywords: coward, My Way, pluck, sir, victories
«A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse, and make him wince; but one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still»
Author: Samuel Johnson (Critic, Poet, Writer) | Keywords: flying horse, insect, sir, stately, sting, wince, winced
«BOSWELL: I do indeed come from Scotland, but I cannot help it . . . JOHNSON: That, Sir, I find, is what a very great many of your countrymen cannot help.»
Author: Samuel Johnson (Critic, Poet, Writer) | Keywords: Boswell, countryman, countrymen, Johnson, Scotland, sir
«Ay, sir; to be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: picked, sir, ten thousand
«A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: old man, sir, The Age, wit
«Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun; it shines everywhere.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: fooleries, foolery, orb, orbs, shines, sir, walk about
«'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | Keywords: Churchill, disgustingly, drunk, drunker, drunks, fat, fats, fatter, fattest, morning, Mrs, sir, Sirs, sober, sobered, soberest, sobering, sobers, sober up, ugly, Winston Churchill, yes
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