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«When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel.»
Author: Andre Soltner | Keywords: jewel, musician, waiter, waiters
«There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.»
Author: Bill Bryson (Writer) | Keywords: beat, company, do in, go home, phone, phoned, phones, phone company, ready, waiter, waiters
«Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else -- and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?»
Author: Djuna Barnes | Keywords: Bohemia, bohemian, waiter, waiters
«The best number for a dinner party is two - myself and a damn good head waiter»
Author: Nubar Gulbenkian (Businessman) | Keywords: dinner party, head waiter, Number Two, waiter, waiters
«I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: fresh, grass, lady, milk, waiter, waiters
«In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter»
Author: Jewish Proverb | Keywords: restaurant, waiter, waiters
«A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.»
Author: Peter Ustinov | Keywords: diplomat, head waiter, occasionally, sit down, These Days, waiter, waiters
«A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: Nice, rude, rudest, waiter, waiters
«With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: birthday, joined, toast, waiter, waiters
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