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Letter "D" » Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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«I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
bad guy, Bad Guys, guy, hard of hearing, hearing, kids, Sunday
«Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.»
«English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!»
«Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
boys, button, buttoned, buttoning, buttons, button up, manual, nuclear, nuclear reactor, on the button, press, reactor, The Manual
«And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
and how, besides, drive, forgot, Old Course, pushes, smarter, stuff, supposed, took, winemaking
«Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.»
«Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.»
«Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?»
«America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
Britain, Canada, Europe, Great Britain, health care, japan, lucky, Paraguay, Sweden, thank
«God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
God
| Keywords:
organized, organized religion, walls
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