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Letter "D" » Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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«Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?»
«Excuse me Doctor, I think I now a little something about medicine»
«Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
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chair, Chairing, community, community service, dead end, Dead Ends, fill, I Tried, spot, The Chair, The Chairs, tried
«Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
bucks, buck up, cost, damned, expensive, guy, preachy, sinner, talk about, These Days, This guy
«Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
appropriate, appropriated, appropriates, appropriating, ball, bitter, bottle, bottled, bottle up, bottling, hit, honey, rage, raged, rages, Rage for, referee, referees, release, squeeze, squeezed, squeezing, time like, whiskey, whiskeys, whiskey bottle
«Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love»
«All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
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all right, beer, get back, killing, right brain
«Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...»
«Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV»
«Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.»
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