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«Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: beer, smell, Son
«The strong must protect the Sweet.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: protect, The Sweet
«Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: love life, pity
«I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: m, Ms., Ms, smart, T
«Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: drunk, loose, participate, participated, participates, participating, Son, sporting, The Sporting
«Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: besides, cop, cop out, discussed, occasionally, strictly, underwear, wearing
«I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: boss, bosses, bossing, cover, cover for, good idea, number, number 1, Number 2, sentences, share, The three
«I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: hurts, stomach, stomachs
«Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: bright
«Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: meat, meats
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