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Letter "D" » Dan Castellaneta Quotes
«Alright Brain...Its all up to you.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: alright
«Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: Flanders, hit, homer
«Homer no function beer well without.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: beer, function, homer
«You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: failed, lesson, miserably
«I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: church, owe
«Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!»
«The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!»
«All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.»
«I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: backseat
«If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: mistaken, sadly

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