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«The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress»
Author: Dalton Trumbo (Editor, Reporter, Screenwriter) | Keywords: feather, suffocation, the Swiss
«Certain phrases stick in the throat, even if they offer nothing that is analytically improbable. 'A dashing Swiss officer' is one such. Another is 'the beautiful Law Courts.»
Author: John Russell (Actor) | Keywords: analytically, dashing, improbable, officer, stick in, the Swiss
«In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.»
Author: Matthew Lotti | About: Life, Money, Society | Keywords: accounts, asshole, assholes, Swiss bank, the Swiss, winners
«If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Funny | Keywords: bank, deposit, deposited, depositing, deposits, Swiss, Swiss bank, the Swiss
«Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car.»
Author: Bill Bryson (Writer) | Keywords: Germans, in on, Italians, Italian A, let in, midnight, motor, motors, motor car, Spanish, Swiss, The Italian, the Swiss
«Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.»
Author: Charles Dickens | Keywords: china, cows, farm, retreat, sighed, surrounded, Swiss, the Swiss
«Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming, you have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it's going to come in handy all the time.»
Author: Bill Watterson (Author) | Keywords: army, Book of Job, Buildings, come in, come in handy, forced, handier, Handy, knife, philosophers, purposeful, redeeming, remote, remotest, stone, Swiss, the Swiss, tools, truthful, turgid
«The French work to live, but the Swiss live to work.»
Author: French Proverb | Keywords: French, Swiss, the French, the Swiss
«Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bite off, cheese, rip, ripping, rip off, rip out, rip up, Swiss, Swiss cheese, the Swiss
«Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: account, a million, bank, banked, bank account, believing, deposited, depositing, deposits, dollars, million, name, Swiss, Swiss bank, the Swiss
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