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Letter "P" » plastic surgeon
«Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.»
«The campaign kickoff was so dismal that it needed a plastic surgeon instead of a press agent to put a face on it.»
«Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.»
«A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.»
«She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.»

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