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Letter "J" » Jack Nicholson Quotes
«I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.»
«People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.»
«My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch»
«Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.»
«There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.»
«A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.»
«Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.»
«Just let the wardrobe do the acting»
«When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.»
«With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.»

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