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«I was lousy in school. Real screwed up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's why I became an actor.»
Author: Anthony Hopkins (Actor, Film Director) | Keywords: actor, antisocial, became, bother, Brains, kids, lousy, moron, morons, screwed, screwing, student
«My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | About: Funny | Keywords: bathroom, bathrooms, car, groceries, grocery, kids, perceived, The Car, unload, unloaded, unloading
«Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.»
Author: William Stafford | Keywords: dance, dance music, kids, Kid The, music
«I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.»
Author: Yogi Berra (Baseball Player, Manager) | Keywords: in league, kids, league, League of
«Love one person, take care of them until you die. You know, raise kids. Have a good life. Be a good friend. And try to be completely who you are. And figure out what you personally love. And like go after it with everything you've got no matter how much it takes.»
Author: Angelina Jolie (Actress) | Keywords: Care of, completely, Die Trying, Everything You, figure, figure out, figuring, Good Life, go after, kids, Kid The, no matter, one-person, personally, raise, take care
«kids- there has to be some penalty for sex!»
Author: Bill Maher (Actor, Comedian, Producer, Writer) | Keywords: kids, penalties, penalty
«Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.»
Author: Bob Hope (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: barbecue, barbecued, kids
«Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: kids
«Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: As Far, concerned, daddies, daddy, kids, murderers, potential
«I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: every now and then, go by, kids, noise, now and then, rumble, rumbles, rumbling, rumblings, subway, subway train, The Toy, toy, toy train, train
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