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«If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom.»
Author: Alicia Keys (Singer) | Keywords: bathroom, bathrooms, I go, pray
«After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.»
«My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.»
«Its oak paneling is rectory English; the marble in its bathrooms sometimes outdoes the tombstones of the Medici; and the salutes of the older bellhops seem imported from Windsor Castle.»
«Miss Garland's figure resembles the giant-economy-size tube of toothpaste in girls' bathrooms: Squeezed intemperately at all points, it acquires a shape that defies definition by the most resourceful solid geometrician.»
«I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.»
«I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.»
«I hated having to wake up in the middle of the night to walk to my bathroom - where suddenly there was a six-foot-seven-inch, headless figure with a sword and a horse!»
«Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to cooperate»
Author: Margaret Mead | Keywords: bathrooms, cooperate
«My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.»

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