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Letter "H" » hello
«[to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!]»
Author: Bart Simpson | Keywords: first name, hello, Hugh, last name, O.K., ok, phone
«I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'»
«Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball.»
Author: Harry Caray (Announcer) | Keywords: hello, hellos
«County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?»
«I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.»
Author: Cher (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: ben, Big Ben, hello, loo, Rodney, tower, Tower Bridge
«Hello! I'm Elijah Wood, and i'm a looser!»
Author: Elijah Wood (Actor) | Keywords: Elijah, hello, hellos, looser, wood
«Hello lamp post, what ya knowin'? I come to watch your flowers growin'. Ain't you got no rhymes for me? do do do do... feelin' groovy.»
Author: Paul Simon (Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: groovy, hello, rhymes
«And you don?t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, ?Hey! Oh, you?re new here, aren?t you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee? You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup!?Beekeepers can?t do that! 2,000 bees? (buzzing sounds) ?Hello, there, you in the street! You?re new, aren?t you??(scared) ?Huh???Do you want a cup of coffee? It?s no problem! (buzzing continues) No real problem???I don?t want a cup of coffee from you! You?re covered in bees!??I like my women like I like my coffee? covered in bees! Now back off, back off!? (screams)They?re always just behind you? or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and they?re in a van with a lot of bees following, ?Faster! Faster! (buzzing sounds) Faster! Put your foot down!?(sighs) Yes?»
«I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of the great Pennsylvania political families.»
«Hello, Do not greet anybody when the heart is filled with anger distrust etc. Have, instead, a pure hollow from which a whole hearted Hello emanates. »

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