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«Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.»
Author: Anthony Daniels | Keywords: Call Me, glob, grease, greased, greases, greasing, overweight
«Grease is the only cure for a hangover.»
Author: Cameron Diaz (Actress) | Keywords: grease, greased, greases, greasing, hangover, hangovers
«Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!»
Author: Davy Crockett (Explorer, Politician) | About: Fame | Keywords: greased, greases, greasing, pig, shaved, slipped
«I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.»
Author: Gaylord Perry | Keywords: greased, in case, umpires, wipe, wipe off
«It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.»
Author: Kehlog Albran | Keywords: camel, Eye of, eye of a needle, greased, greases, greasing, lightly, needle, pass through
«Drinking tea quenches thirst, relieves indigestion, clears the throat, reduces sleepiness, soothes waterway, brightens eyesight, promotes thinking, eliminates anguish and cuts down grease. One cannot live a day without tea.»
Author: Tsien Tsun Nien | Keywords: anguish, brightens, cuts, eliminates, eyesight, grease, greased, greases, greasing, indigestion, promotes, quenches, reduces, relieves, sleepiness, soothes, throat, waterway
«ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good. --Judibras»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: anoint, functionaries, functionary, greased, populace, priesthood, slippery, sovereigns
«Elbow grease is the best polish»
Author: English Proverb | Keywords: elbow, elbow grease, grease, greased, greases, greasing, polish
«It is good to be helpful and kindly, but don't give yourself to be melted into candle grease for the benefit of the tallow trade»
Author: George Eliot (Novelist) | Keywords: grease, greased, greases, greasing, helpful, kindly, melted, tallow
«It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: grease, greased, greases, greasing, squeaky, wheel
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