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«Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.»
Author: Kehlog Albran | About: Funerals | Keywords: attend, funeral
«It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.»
«Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.»
Author: Kehlog Albran | About: Arguments | Keywords: arguments, furniture, productive, rarely
«I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.»
Author: Kehlog Albran
«if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.»
Author: Kehlog Albran
«The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.»
Author: Kehlog Albran
«Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.»
Author: Kehlog Albran
«Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.»
Author: Kehlog Albran
«There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.»
Author: Kehlog Albran
«Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.»
Author: Kehlog Albran

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