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«It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: funny, hilarious
«If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.»
Author: Billy Wilder | About: Truth | Keywords: funnier, funny, kill
«God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.»
Author: Garrison Keillor | About: Comedy, God | Keywords: actors, comedies, comedy, funny, stuck, stuck with, writes
«It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?»
Author: Monty Python | About: Humor | Keywords: best friend, blow, blow up, funny
«I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?»
Author: Orlando Bloom (Actor) | Keywords: arrow, bow, bow and arrow, clothes, dress, dress up, funny, months, run around, Zealand
«I'm so tired, but I can't sleep...standing on the edge of something much too deep...funny how I feel so much but cannot say a word...we are screaming inside, oh, but we can't be heard...so afraid to love you, more afraid to lose...clinging to a past»
Author: Sarah McLachlan (Singer, Songwriter) | About: Love | Keywords: clinging, clung, edge, edge in, Edge of, edging, funnier, funny, heard, Over the Edge, screamed, screaming, screams, sleep, standing, the edge, tired
«It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.»
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson (Ambassador, Governor, Politician) | Keywords: cavalry, charge, funny, horse
«It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.»
Author: William Somerset Maugham (Novelist, Playwright, Writer) | About: Ambition, Life, Success | Keywords: funny, get it, refuse
«I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.»
Author: Angelina Jolie (Actress) | Keywords: funnier, funny, Muppet, odd, odder, oddest, Odd and
«If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: bank, banked, come on, fall down, funny, hostage, hostages, letting down, okay, pant, panted, panting, pants, robbing, robbing a bank
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