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«Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...»
Author: Emo Philips | About: Women | Keywords: costume, costumes, costuming, dress up, skimpy, squash, squashed
«I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?»
Author: Orlando Bloom (Actor) | Keywords: arrow, bow, bow and arrow, clothes, dress, dress up, funny, months, run around, Zealand
«The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it»
Author: Truman Capote (Novelist, Playwright, Writer) | Keywords: dress, dress up, masturbation
«We will never have Fascism in England; no Englishman will dress up, not even for a revolution.»
Author: William Bolitho | Keywords: dress up, Englishman, evening dress, fascism
«I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.»
Author: Bette Midler (Actress, Singer) | About: Marriage | Keywords: dress up, every night, German, invades, invading, Poland
«I mean, I have a great job. I get to dress up and become somebody else, especially when it's someone like Legolas, who's this super-cool kind of otherworldly elf. It's, like, I'm lucky, man, so why would I not appreciate that?»
Author: Orlando Bloom (Actor) | Keywords: dress up, ELF, otherworldly, super
«No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.»
Author: Frank Zappa (Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer) | Keywords: accompanied, clothing, dress up, musical, musical style
«Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: bozo, clown, dress, dress up
«If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: boss, bosses, bossing, costume, costumes, costuming, dress, dress up, party
«A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc»
Author: Tennessee Williams | About: Clothes | Keywords: bitch, dress up, havoc, upstage, upstaged
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