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«The fattest hog in Epicurus' sty.»
Author: William Mason | Keywords: Epicurus, fattest, hog
«THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science. The modern Theosophist holds, with the Buddhists, that we live an incalculable number of times on this earth, in as many several bodies, because one life is not long enough for our complete spiritual development; that is, a single lifetime does not suffice for us to become as wise and good as we choose to wish to become. To be absolutely wise and good --that is perfection; and the Theosophist is so keen-sighted as to have observed that everything desirous of improvement eventually attains perfection. Less competent observers are disposed to except cats, which seem neither wiser nor better than they were last year. The greatest and fattest of recent Theosophists was the late Madame Blavatsky, who had no cat.»
«The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.»
«What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?»

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