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«Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.»
«Seeing you sleeping peacefully on your back among your stuffed ducks, bears and basset hounds, would remind me that no matter how good the next day might be, certain moments were gone forever because we could not go backwards in time»
«He must be a chaser of wild geese, as well as of wild ducks. He must be prepared to make a public spectacle of himself.»
«Four ducks on a pond, / A grass-bank beyond, / A blue sky of spring, / White clouds on the wing: / What a little thing / To remember for years - / To remember with tears!»
«Oh, your precious `lame ducks'!»
Author: John Galsworthy (Novelist, Playwright) | Keywords: ducks
«Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.»
«There is one order of beauty which seems made to turn heads. It is a beauty like that of kittens, or very small downy ducks making gentle rippling noises with their soft bills, or babies just beginning to toddle.»
«I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
«There are six ducks out here, and they all want Sun Chips!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: chips, ducks
«Ducks quack loudly before a rain»
Author: Proverb | About: Thinking | Keywords: ducks, loudly, quack, quacks, very loudly

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