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«If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.»
«Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.»
«If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?»
«Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.»
«A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.»
«Charlotte: Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges?Carrie: Charlotte, it's a death trap. We're just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best.»
«We are double-edged blades, and every time we whet our virtue the return stroke straps our vice»
«I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
«A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.»

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