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«When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!»
Author: Bruce Aidells | Keywords: asleep, commit, drunk, fall asleep, Go To Heaven, sin
«You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.»
Author: Joe E. Lewis (Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: drunk, drunker, drunks, floor, holding, lie
«You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens...»
Author: Angelina Jolie (Actress) | Keywords: bed, drunk, drunker, drunks, knives, shit, shits, the shits
«When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: bump, bumped, bumping, bumps, bump into, cry, drunk, drunker, drunks, get the hang, hanging, hang in, hang out, hang up, hit, kids, Kid The, laugh, miniature, onto, urinate, urinating, vomit, vomited, vomiting, vomit up, year
«You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.»
Author: Ray Bradbury | Keywords: destroy, drunk, On Writing
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