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«I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.»
Author: Bette Midler (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: bite, drink, drunk
«It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.»
Author: George F. Burns | About: Drinking, Funny, Humor | Keywords: drunk, fourteenth, thirteenth
«Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.»
Author: Gilbert Highet | About: Death and dying | Keywords: drunk, eaten, played
«It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.»
Author: Shirley MacLaine | Keywords: drunk, office, running, useless
«If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter»
«Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.»
«I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.»
«Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.»
«I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.»
«I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.»

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