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«You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: crooked, stick, straight, turns
«Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: Beautiful Life, drink, sleep
«If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.»
«When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.»
«A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: poor man, rich man
«Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.»
«Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.»
«I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: driven, Drunk driving
«I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.»
«The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.»

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