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«The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.»
«Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.»
«Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.»
«If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.»
«Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?»
«Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.»
Author: W. C. Fields
(Actor, Comic)
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impress, impresses, impressing, keep up, kept woman, standard, The Standard
«The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.»
«If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.»
«The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.»
«Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.»
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