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«I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.»
Author: Bill Dana | Keywords: been, cats, Cat in, Cat Who, days, difficult, had, In Training, mine, mined, mining, procedure, procedures, told, trained, training, two, Was
«I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place.»
Author: Debbie Peterson | Keywords: actual, bath, cats, dislike, disliking, good part, hair, in place, putting, put back, spend, The Bath, think back
«I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.»
Author: Hippolyte Taine | Keywords: cats, infinitely, philosophers, studied, superior
«If cats could talk, they wouldn't.»
Author: Nan Porter | Keywords: cats, Cat in, Cat Who, could, talk
«It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.»
Author: P. J. O'Rourke (Humorist, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: America, cats, completely, dependent, dependent on, eclipse, eclipsed, eclipses, eclipsing, favorite, favorites, fun, irresponsible, material, modern, No Fun, PET, pets, possess, qualities, recognize, The Cat, The Dog, useful
«If only cats grew into kittens.»
Author: Robert A. M. Stern | About: Animals, Cats | Keywords: cats, grew
«If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Cats, Funny | Keywords: back, back down, butter, buttered, CAT, cats, down, drop, drop back, drop by, drop down, drop in, drop out, feet, happens, land, lands, on land, side, sided, Side Out, strap, strapped, straps, toast, toasted, toasting
«In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.»
Author: Terry Pratchett (Writer) | Keywords: Ancient times, cats, forgotten, gods, worshipped
«I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?»
Author: Wendy Liebman | About: Cats | Keywords: cats, cold, colder, coldest, colds, Cold Water, drink, drinking water, mother, The Water, toilet, toilets, told, water
«Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Animals | Keywords: aggravate, aggravated, aggravates, aggravating, cats, fighting, grammar, grammars, ignorant, make noise, noise, noised, noise like, sicken, sickened, sickening, sickens
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