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«A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good read is surely an act of innovative creation in which we, the readers, become conspirators.»
«Cells let us walk, talk, think, make love and realize the bath water is cold.»
«A little moralizing's good - a little: I like a taste, but not a bath of it»
Author: Quintus Ennius | About: Goodness | Keywords: bath, moralize, moralizes, moralizing
«Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.»
«Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.»
«BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.The man who taketh a steam bath He loseth all the skin he hath, And, for he's boiled a brilliant red, Thinketh to cleanliness he's wed, Forgetting that his lungs he's soiling With dirty vapors of the boiling. --Richard Gwow»
«DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old, not because of their habits, but in spite of them. The reason we find only robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the others who have tried it.»
«A letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude surprises. One ought to reserve an hour a week for receiving letters and afterwards take a bath.»
«An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.»
«Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.»

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