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«If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom.»
Author: Alicia Keys (Singer) | Keywords: bathroom, bathrooms, I go, pray
«Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall.»
«My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.»
«Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.»
«The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.»
«I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.»
Author: Billy Wilder | Keywords: bathroom, hotel, sleep in
«I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.»
«To say I opened a night club to allow people to do drugs, even in the bathroom - do people think I'm insane? Do they think I'm going to throw everything away - even my own children's future, so people could get high in a nightclub? It's ridiculous.»
«I hated having to wake up in the middle of the night to walk to my bathroom - where suddenly there was a six-foot-seven-inch, headless figure with a sword and a horse!»
«My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.»

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