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«France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper»
Author: Billy Wilder | About: Cities | Keywords: paper money, toilet, toilet paper
«The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.»
Author: Bob Monkhouse (Comic, Writer) | Keywords: Archer, novels, Spain, The Archer, The Archers, toilet, toilet paper
«It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.»
Author: George Lindsey (Actor) | Keywords: clothesline, toilet, toilet paper
«Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.»
Author: Peter Nivio Zarlenga | Keywords: bathroom, toilet, toilet paper, wow, wows
«Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.»
Author: Rex Reed | Keywords: toilet paper
«It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.»
Author: Rod Sterling (Host, Producer, Writer) | About: Television | Keywords: documentary, incisive, probe, probed, probes, probing, rabbits, toilet, toilet paper, twelve
«My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.»
Author: Dolly Parton (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: aunt, aunts, Knoxville, newspapers, toilet, toilet paper
«European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: European, Europeans, matches, roofing, roofing material, soccer, toilet, toilet paper
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