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«Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Sex
| Keywords:
absolutely, provided, wonderful
«Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Death and dying,
Sex
| Keywords:
easily, fun, lying, make fun, No Fun, Sex and
«I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
beating, beatings, Dead Horse, horse, sadistic
«Tradition is the illusion of permanance.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Traditions
| Keywords:
illusion, tradition
«The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
calf, lay, lay down, lion
«There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Death and dying,
Life
| Keywords:
insurance, salesman, salesmen
«What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
carpet, carpeted, carpets, case, definitely, exists, illusion, in that, overpaid, overpay, overpaying
«Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Sex
| Keywords:
dinner, dishes, do the dishes, joke, meal, seriously, The Dish
«My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.»
«A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Words
| Keywords:
bed, contraception, fast, go to bed, oral, oral contraception
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