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«A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.»
«When the US sneezes, Canada says, ?gesundheit.?»
«Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office to lead your troops into a war born of blatant deception makes you a murderer and a war criminal.»
«We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the right and left, that the truth has become hopelessly lost in semantics.»
«Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. He?s proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. He?s failed at every venture he?s ever undertaken. And every mess he?s created has been cleaned up for him?arrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdom?TWICE!Fool me once, shame on you?.Fool me twice??.God help us all.»
Author: Jules Carlysle (Author, Humorist) | About: Politics
«I don?t doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldn?t possibly believe it all) and somewhere in the dark recesses of the vacant space left behind after he sold his soul to the devil?he probably believes that ultimately, his intentions are good. He?d be wrong of course?but, he must be used to that by now .»
Author: Jules Carlysle (Author, Humorist) | About: Politics
«America has been knocked-up with democracy?s mutant love child. She has finally borne the demonic spawn of greed, narcissism and civilian indifference. (Congrats on a second term Mr Bush).»
«If someone dares question the Administration?s leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the latest mess and cry ?treason!?. Ironically and unfortunately, this bears a striking resemblance to the way I clean my house.»
«Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imagination?The War on Christmas. It?s a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane.»

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