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Letter "D" » Denis Leary Quotes
«I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.»
«There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.»
«My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.»
«I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.»
«It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,»
«Most of the stories that we do are true stories from the last 20 years in the fire department, both funny and tragic,»
«It's always great to get word that you've been picked up for another season, ... We're really hitting our stride and have great story lines already mapped out for next year.»
«Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?»
«We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!»