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Letter "T" » Tuesday
«We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday.»
Author: Dennis Norden | Keywords: Tuesday
«People get a bad impression of it by continually trying to treat it as if it was a bank clerk, who ought to be on time on Tuesday next, instead of philosophically seeing it as a painter, who may do anything so long as you don't try to predict what.»
«I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.»
«Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.»
Author: Ray Kroc (Founder) | Keywords: highfalutin, Tuesday, Tuesdays
«I think my greatest single achievement took place on a Tuesday in March, when, with much bribery and corruption, I got them to clear the Grand Canal. That was truly Wagnerian.»
Author: Tony Palmer | About: Achievement | Keywords: bribery, canal, corruption, Tuesday, Wagnerian
«God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.»
«He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right.»
«Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?»
«I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.»
«No matter how hard we try words simply cannot express the horror, the shock, and the revulsion we all feel over what took place in this nation on Tuesday morning. September 11 will go down in our history as a day to remember.»

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