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«A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.»
Author: David Brinkley (Journalist) | About: Men, Success | Keywords: bricks, brick in, firm, firmer, firmest, firming, firms, foundation, get laid, lay, laying on, successful, The Brick, thrown
«If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.»
Author: Frank Zappa (Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer) | About: Education | Keywords: college, get laid, laid, library, The Library
«People who can't get laid watch _Star Trek_ and eat Twinkies!»
Author: Harlan Ellison | Keywords: get laid, Twinkies
«If you're still hanging onto a dead dream of yesterday, laying flowers on its grave by the hour, you cannot be planting the seeds for a new dream to grow today»
Author: Joyce Chapman | About: Dreams | Keywords: by the hour, dead, dream, flowers, get laid, get the hang, grave, graver, gravest, grow, hanging, hang in, hang out, hang up, hour, laying, laying on, new, onto, O grave, planting, Seeds, still, The Seeds, today, yesterday
«Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.»
Author: Kevin Bacon (Actor) | Keywords: get laid, not famous
«Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the roadblocks that lay before you.»
Author: Denis Waitley (Author, Speaker) | Keywords: determination, determinations, get laid, gives, keep going, lay, laying on, resolve, resolving, roadblock, roadblocks, spite, with determination
«From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | About: Funny | Keywords: book, book up, get laid, intend, intending, laid, laughter, laying on, picked, picking up, pick at, pick out, pick over, reading, someday
«My imperfections and failures are as much a blessing from God as my successes and my talents and I lay them both at his feet.»
Author: Mahatma Gandhi (Philosopher) | About: Failure, God, Imperfection | Keywords: blessing, both, failures, feet, get laid, imperfections, lay, laying on, successes, talents
«Men get laid, but women get screwed.»
Author: Quentin Crisp (Author) | Keywords: get laid, laid, screwed
«Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain.»
Author: Henry David Thoreau (Essayist, Philosopher, Poet) | Keywords: bear, bear on, bear up, closest, eye, get laid, her, insect, inspection, invites, ITS, lay, laying on, leaf, leafing, level, leveled, leveling, plain, plainer, plainest, She, smallest, view
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