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Letter "A" » Art Buchwald Quotes
«Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.»
«It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one»
«We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.»
«If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.»
«Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.»
«The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.»
«You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.»
«People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.»
«Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.»
«We broke the record, ... Eat your heart out Nantucket.»