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«This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«When I got to the hospice I was under the impression it would be a two- or three-week stay. But here I still am, six weeks later, and I've gotten so well Medicare won't pay for me anymore.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«Everybody wants to please me. How long they allow me to stay here is another problem. ... But in case you're wondering, I'm having a swell time -- the best time of my life.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«It's a great way to say goodbye.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«I'm going out the way very few people do.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«I don't know what's coming next and neither does anyone else. It's something that we do have to face but the thing is that a lot of people don't want to face it. And there's denial. If somebody says it, like me, everybody feels a little better that they can discuss it.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«It was purely a decision about 'Did I want to stay around or did I want to go? It's one of the few things where you have choice.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«I decided ? too much.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«The best things in life aren't things»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
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