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«Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.»
Author: Geraldo Rivera (Host, Producer, Reporter) | About: silly, Work | Keywords: blow up, pants
«I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'»
Author: Jerry Seinfield | About: Comedy, Humor, silly, TV series
«There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.»
Author: Josh Groban | About: Funny, silly, Song
«Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back.»
Author: Nigerian Proverb | About: Love, silly | Keywords: away, back, backed up, backing, back away, back out, back to back, coming, comings, coming back, do away with, even, evens, even out, even up, from way back, have, ITS, like, love, not, On Our Backs, prevent, pushed, push away, push back, push on, push up, seaweed, take back, this evening, will
«Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Comedy, silly | Keywords: I go, shave, shaved, shaves, shaving, Somebody else
«Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!»
Author: Gerard Way | About: Funny, Music, silly
«I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Comedy, Food, Funny, silly | Keywords: achieves, bar, candy, candy bar, Candy From a, flavor, flavored, flavors, maximum, oftentimes, snack, snacks, snack bar, store, vending, vending machine
«Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Comedy, Funny, silly
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