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«How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.»
«Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!»
«He laughs best who laughs last.»
«Housekeeping ain't no joke»
«He who kisses girl on hillside is not level»
«How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.»
Author: Dwight David Eisenhower
(President)
| About:
Funny,
Golf,
Sports
| Keywords:
affected, golf game, retirement
«[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.»
«Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it»
«He who laughs last laughs longest»
«He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.»
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