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«Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.»
Author: Alistair Cooke
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Funny,
Golf
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arrogance, deflated, deflates, deflating, exhibition, overweening, soured, whiff, whiffing, whiffs
«Funny is an attitude.»
«Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.»
«Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.»
Author: Richard J. Needham
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Men,
Women
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fall, fall in, fall in love, Fall of Man, irresponsible, needs, one-man, proceed, proceeding, responsible, securities, security, She Loves Me, The Fall of Man, weak
«Garry Shandling always said to me,?Don?t get mad, get funny.? It changed my life.»
«Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.»
Author: Calvin & Hobbes
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«From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.»
«For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.»
«Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don?t know they?re being funny.»
«Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.»
Author: Winston Churchill
(Author, Orator, Prime Minister)
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Sports
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ball, ball game, Ball games, designed, golf ball, golf game, hole, singularly, smaller
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