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«Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.»
«I was toilet trained at gunpoint»
«The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.»
«I have been photographing our toilet, that glossy enameled receptacle of extraordinary beauty. Here was every sensuous curve of the ''human figure divine'' but minus the imperfections. Never did the Greeks reach a more significant consummation to their culture, and it somehow reminded me, in the glory of its chaste convulsions and in its swelling, sweeping, forward movement of finely progressing contours, of the Victory of Samothrace.»
«The grocery store is the great equalizer where mankind comes to grips with the facts of life like toilet tissue»
«Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.»
«Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.»
«I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?»
«My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.»
«I didn't have to think up so much as a comma or a semicolon; it was all given, straight from the celestial recording room. Weary, I would beg for a break, an intermission, time enough, let's say, to go to the toilet or take a breath of fresh air on the balcony. Nothing doing!»

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